|—||Lauren Oliver, Before I Fall (via howboutakiss)|
Michael Malkiewicz as Paul Brokovich, Practice Makes Perfect
broke a couple of sticks of chalk on this one
You handle your body like a raincheck: useless now but maybe
you can save it for something better later.
You think of someone else, someone who used to love you, so often
that the phrase “jogging the memory” comes to mind;
wish your memory wouldn’t jog but run, run…
Before you go any further, you need to read this. You need to know. I will love you with everything I have in me, but sometimes everything won’t be enough. It may even be very nearly close to nothing. But I will give it all I’ve got.
Listen to me. I will, in all…
I love Jerry Seinfeld. So funny. Listen to this clip starting at 4:07.
"When we were kids, our parents didn’t give a damn about us. They didn’t even know our names! But when I think of the bedtime routine of my kids, it’s like the Royal Coronation Jubilee Centennial of rinsing and plaque and dental appliances and the stuffed-animal semi-circle of emotional support, and I have to read eight different moron books. You know what my bedtime story was when I was a kid? Darkness. That was my bedtime story."